Woman and Man

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change,
and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.